News from the Spamp Cave

Update January 29th 2024

Introducing The SpampQuackTastic– Quack! Quack! Funk!  

It’s an envelope filter in Spam Can! More information here.



Update January 7th 2024

Spampy New Year! 

The Spamp Forge is warming up and Spamps will appear in the Spamp Store very soon.  


Update 11 December 

I am having to shutter the shop already. At the moment I can’t make any more because of shortages. If you had your heart set on a Christmas Spamp, I am truly sorry.

I hope that the shortages will be cleared in the New Year. Until then, I wish you all a very Spampy Christmas and Happy Holidays!


Welcome to Spamp Land, home of the Spamp. I know that there are many of you interested in getting your hands on a Spamp for Christmas.  

My spampdraulic processes are not suitable for mass production so I can only do a few at a time. I make them available for sale when I start a batch. By the time they are finished they all have homes to go to.

If you have been to the Spamp Store on Etsy and seen that the shelves are bare, please be assured that a new batch will be on the way soon. If you can’t snag one, send me a message from the Spamp Store.  

If you are holding out for a Spamphaser or a Spampeko – I’m sorry, I am still having trouble with the supply of components and they remain unavailable for the time being.